WTF RAZR? I charged your battery all night and you won't even consider the possibility of turning on. Gah!
So if I don't answer the phone until I can find a replacement battery, don't be offended; I'm not really ignoring you.

Art is the stored honey of the human soul, gathered on wings of misery and travail.
WTF RAZR? I charged your battery all night and you won't even consider the possibility of turning on. Gah!
So if I don't answer the phone until I can find a replacement battery, don't be offended; I'm not really ignoring you.


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So I had this dream where I was at this estate sale playing some Animal Crossing and Roy shows up and is all, "Pack your stuff, I bought us a house in Vancouver!" So I'm like "Yay I love Canada!" and he's like, "No, we're moving to Germany." So I'm like, "Pumpkinface, there is no Vancouver in Germany" and he's all, "Achtung, woman! STFU!"
Also, there were ninjas.


I totally did not come up with "acockalypse", but boy I wish I had. I couldn't help but use this background again. I freaking love it.
This took forever. Comments make me a very happy girl.
Fran & Bailey are © me.

Well, the test run for Thanksgiving has gone incredibly well. The initial setup didn't go too smoothly...too many recipes use "sweet potatoes" and "yams" interchangeably, and as a totaly newb in the kitchen, my first try at onion-baked sweet potatoes was disgusting. But for the second run, I opted for the orange sweet potatoes over the yellow ones (heck, I didn't even see the orange ones there the last time) and decided to try my hand at the candied yams recipe (without those nasty marshmallows) while I was at it and let Roy decide which dish would win for the yammy portion of our dinner.
I prepared myself for the possibility of neither, perhaps even a declaration that Thanksgiving was off on account of the chef's inability to cook whatsoever, so the verdict surprised me...Roy loved both. So I tried it too. Heck, even I loved both, and I hate my own cooking! So it looks like we're doing both this year, which certainly will be awesomer than last year's offering of just turkey and mashed potatoes. Or the year before, when Roy and I just did pizza for Thanksgiving.
This Thanksgiving shall rock!
